Token Homo
In brief: 1313’s “meat puppets” go meta as an overlooked actor avenges the roles he lost to twinkier thesps.
In briefs: More of a “shirtless actor” google search than an underwear model catwalk show.
In brief: A reluctant model slash vampire discovers the extent of his preternatural powers.
In briefs: We get a lot of Trent (aka ‘Buff Twink The Vampire Slayer’) in his briefs, but the other vamps mostly keep their clothes on.
In brief: A renegade researcher seeking to save the planet’s honey bees accidentally triggers an eco-apocalypse.
In briefs: Despite the film’s titular promise of honey, DeCoteau’s ‘zombees’ fail to buzz.
In brief: Satan’s love child harvests other twinks’ sins in an attempt to get his mommy back.
In briefs: 5 out of 5. The motherload. An arousing inaugural entry in the 1313 franchise.
In brief: A treasure hunter’s hubris is punished by a fishy menace from beyond the 4th dimension.
In briefs: 4 out of 5. Plenty of underwear work here as DeCoteau’s Boys get tied up and ‘tortured’ for our pleasure.
In brief: Alien invaders pillage assorted jocks, hunks & twinks for their valuable natural resources.
In briefs: 5 out of 5. This is the whole cotton-clad enchilada.
In brief: A riff on contemporary campus rape culture where a wronged island maiden summons supernatural fur to bring balance to the forest.
In briefs: 2 out of 5. By DeCoteau’s own admission, there’s less “underwear work” in this one.