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1313: ACTOR SLASH MODEL (2011)

In brief: 1313’s “meat puppets” go meta as an overlooked actor avenges the roles he lost to twinkier thesps.

In briefs: More of a “shirtless actor” google search than an underwear model catwalk show.

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1313: BOY CRAZIES (2011)

In brief: A reluctant model slash vampire discovers the extent of his preternatural powers.

In briefs: We get a lot of Trent (aka ‘Buff Twink The Vampire Slayer’) in his briefs, but the other vamps mostly keep their clothes on.

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1313: GIANT KILLER BEES! (2011)

In brief: A renegade researcher seeking to save the planet’s honey bees accidentally triggers an eco-apocalypse.

In briefs: Despite the film’s titular promise of honey, DeCoteau’s ‘zombees’ fail to buzz.

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1313: NIGHTMARE MANSION (2011)

In brief: Satan’s love child harvests other twinks’ sins in an attempt to get his mommy back.

In briefs: 5 out of 5. The motherload. An arousing inaugural entry in the 1313 franchise.

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1313: BERMUDA TRIANGLE (2012)

In brief: A treasure hunter’s hubris is punished by a fishy menace from beyond the 4th dimension.

In briefs: 4 out of 5. Plenty of underwear work here as DeCoteau’s Boys get tied up and ‘tortured’ for our pleasure.

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1313: UFO INVASION (2012)

In brief: Alien invaders pillage assorted jocks, hunks & twinks for their valuable natural resources.

In briefs: 5 out of 5. This is the whole cotton-clad enchilada.

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1313: BIGFOOT ISLAND (2012)

In brief: A riff on contemporary campus rape culture where a wronged island maiden summons supernatural fur to bring balance to the forest.

In briefs: 2 out of 5. By DeCoteau’s own admission, there’s less “underwear work” in this one.

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THE COMPLETE ‘BOXER BRIEF HORROR’ OF DAVID DECOTEAU

In brief: An entirely unofficial adventure in queer horror film fandom to watch & write about all of David DeCoteau’s 160+ feature films.

In briefs: As the originator of ‘boxer-brief horror’, each of the exploitation auteur’s films gets an underwear rating.*

*Not a sign of quality…